The 'Gregg Koval Pendant'

Yo yo yo, the Gregg Koval Bling-Bling pendant is now available! Your peeps will be green with envy, and your neck will be green with rash, when you wear this [dope, phat, stoopid, whatever 'Urban'* word is being used in the current venacular meaning 'equisite'] pendant. Don't be a poser with knock-off products; get the real thing. This is the pendant that's become the fav of big-time performers everywhere.

*Urban: ûr´bn Urban-style - ill-mannered middle/upper-middle class trying to pass off as poor and uneducated in a miserable attempt for self-identity. See black-envy, and mindless automotons purpetuating the tactless MTV facade .

Look at the performers shown here proudly wearing their Gregg Koval pendants. They all da bomb. You, on the other hand, suck. Donning the Gregg Koval pendant adds self-confidence, poise, grace, sophistication and muda-fukin' style. These stars didn't get to where they're at by being a worthless  piece of shit like you. They gots style. You needs style. They gots flavor. You needs flavor. Why think for yourself? Copy them! Set yourself apart by being like everyone else.

High-quality, gold-coloured plating detailing with lots of bling in the middle. Hell, we put in extra bling. Meticulously hand-crafted by machines in China. You can't afford to roll in a Benzo working your menial burger-flippin' job, so wear this instead. It's just as good! Exclusively from www.greggkoval.com.