You know how you can tell a musical "artist" is musically running out of gas and is pretty much done?  When they make a Christmas CD.

Now most of these people were pretty musically unadventurous as it is but it's like decorations on the proverbial Christmas tree.  Let's have a look at who's making their last album this year.

• Michael Buble.  No surprise there.  The only talent he has is making 60 year old women wet.  He should have been a gynecologist.

• Justin Beiber.  Not that he had any credibility anyways but there's a nail in the coffin.  Faggy up your Christmas this year.

• Jadon Lavik.  Never heard of him.  Neither will you ever again.

• Hawk Nelson.  Is it a guy or is it a band?  We'll never know.

• Kaare Norge.  Viking Christmas album?  Maybe.

• James Last.  I thought he was dead already.

Well, folks, your musical careers are over.  Want proof?

• Oak Ridge Boys

• Brad Paisley

• Pavarotti

• Bruce Cockburn

• Ray Stevens

• Frank Sinatra

• Kenny G

• Mariah Carey

• John Grobin

So what's life after doing a Christmas album?  Knee pads and the back alley of a methadone clinic.

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